What is up with the pictures of the fat guy?
For your viewing pleasure here are several pictures of the shirt, including some where i squeezed almost all of these shirts onto my disproportionally sized frame which is usually covered by a 2xl shirt. For reference sake, i wear a 38 pants, and a 16 / 17 in dress shirt, so put that in your pipe and smoke it. and i can almost guarantee that you will look as good as i do in the shirts.

So how are those man boobs working out for you?
Fine thank you for asking. Why not leave a comment to that effect on the shirt page?

So let’s say i buy one of these shirts, what are you going to do with the money?
almost certainly i’ll use it go re-invest in the form which you’ve seen as the model on this website, that or to pay my utility bills. depends on which need is more pressing when you hit the checkout button.

How quickly are you going to ship that shirt?
As soon as i freakin see that email come in that says i have an order, you can bet your sweet patoot that i’m jumping the heck out of this uncomfortable chair and digging through the pile of shirts until i find that particular shirt that you just spent your future child’s tuition money on, but who are we kidding here, your kids aren’t going to college.

In fact if you want, i’ll even record that whole situation with my webcam. (just email me and let me know right after you place the order, i’m talking RIGHT after, because if i see the order email come in first, you’re going to miss the money shot)